The Lords of Loud is a group of custom motorcycle builders/riders throughout the MID-WEST! We are NOT A MC!! We represent the brotherhood of a MC, and respect all MC's alike! We believe Period Correct is not always Correct, we build bikes that suit us, and we RIDE THE MOTHERFUCKERS!

Tuesday, December 27, 2011

Slingin Ink

Our buddy Darren McKeag owns Slingin Ink Tattoo over here in Grinnell and is one talented ass motherfucker and one fucking hell of a stand up guy. I would without a doubt take a bullet for this guy. Along with knocking out some super sick tattoos for the last 20+ years, the guy does some amazing artwork as seen below, or above depending on how this post ends up. Check his shit out at Love you broSS, I cant wait to get my chest finished. Much respect to you brother, have fun in Mexico!

Wednesday, December 21, 2011

I miss Evel

I dressed up as him in 1977. My Grandma won woman of the year for the city of Camarillo California. She did a bunch of shit for the farm workers out there. Well she had a parade and I got to ride in the open air limo car. I dress up like Evel Knievel for some odd reason (nobody else was dressed up). As a kid I was fucking mind blown over the guy. Granpa would say "look at this idiot" every time he was on TV and I would stop and have my mind blown. I had that fucking rip cord bike that did the jumps and shit. One time I had this homeboy named Eric and he had a BB gun well he and I would take turns busting a cap in EK's ass as we blasted him down the street. Shit was fun.
Today I still look up to him. RIP Sir.

Monday, December 19, 2011

Lifes a church.

Seems that somewhere along the line we lost sight of one of the main objectives of the Lords. Lets get this ship righted once again broSS. Happy fucking Holidaze!!!!!

Monday, December 5, 2011

Hello BroSS

It has come to me attention through a moment of clarity (I don't wake up stoned) that no matter what drug you take or perhaps your thing in fist fucking yourself to russian coeds that have Jungle fever, well it don't matter what you do because as I have found out nothing replaces the feeling of riding a motorcycle. Perhaps riding all drugged up or jacking off while your blasting down the road in the middle of the night maybe cool, but Im what I am talking about is the cure for this cold weather.

THERE AINT ONE. Drugs and beat off materiel may work for about 2 minutes and then you're back to square one still trying to figure a way to get one of your machines 300 miles down the road without looking like that blue bitch from the original Willi Wanka movie.It just sucks ass.

My garage is cold as fuck and heating it aint cheep. I guess I need a hug. Ill go get drunk with my buddy Fish today and we will talk about motorcycles. I have no business living in Missouri at all.

Thursday, December 1, 2011

My friend Charlie

I saw Charlie's bike at the first twineball run and for some odd reason my bike turned into his by the time of the hoedown. Hell my hairs starting to get long too. I guess you have a new stalker Charlie. I dont remember if I posted this pic before.


Sunday, November 27, 2011

Nazi Heat

Apparently, my heater is fueled by Hitler!
Hell yeah!

Thursday, November 17, 2011

Sunday, November 13, 2011

I miss my BroSS

I was inspired today to make a video for you fine folks

Def Lepard SUCKS!!!

Monday, November 7, 2011

My friend Hugh. I met him a few years ago out in North Carolina him and his woman are some gnarly folks and I think the world of them.

Saturday, October 29, 2011

Goodkat Art

Our BroSS Matt is using his Arts and crafts time to spread some knowledge to the good people of Ohio

Thursday, October 20, 2011

The next level

We got a dude up in Iowa who has taken the next obvious step in his gayness for 2 wheels.

Respect to Shane.

get your learn on

Keep on learning never stop.

France works in Germany too. means asshole. I used it a few times in my travels.


Tuesday, October 18, 2011


TurboNate's Project Phoenix is coming right along... seeing how it was burnt the fuck up!

Monday, October 10, 2011

Sunday, October 2, 2011

Lone Star River Run

Gonna happen again this year, Come on down. Layed back easy Hill country beer drinkin.

Saturday, October 1, 2011

Gettin down LoL style in @ the Double Door in Chicago!

Saturday, September 24, 2011

Running man

This is the opening words at the start of Running Man.  Crazy shit.

Thursday, September 22, 2011

Alien Vs. Predator

Dumb movies ya. But this bike was used in Alien and the predator remake of "Easy rider" I guess the Predator rides this sweet bone'd out bike and the Alien rides a stretched out chopper in the shape of that curley haird bitch Sighorney Weavwhatever. Fucking cool. They do the whole kill a millionaire mexican drug lord and gank his cash. ride up to some hippy fort and kill all the dudes so that pussy hippy DNA might not spread on and maybe Americans will nut up agin in a few generations. they go spring a bunch of club guys out of Jail(FUCK THE FEDS), go to some shit hole town get fucked up and kill everybody and scoot on over to Russia for some more of the same. I LIVE WITH THIS MIND AT ALL TIMES!!!!

Thursday, September 15, 2011

Satan is a pig

Fuck Cops.

What good do they do? they don't actually stop any crime other then speeding in a school zone. How many cops stop a pedophile from ruining a kid or 2's lives? How many cops do you know that kept your bike from getting stolen? ever seen a cop keep a addict from becoming a addict? NOPE!! Fucking faggot ass bullies most of them are. Parasites on the system that pussified up enough to believe we need them in our society. If we didn't have full time cops on our payrolls do you think we would have all the laws that we have? would weed be illegal? DO YOU NEED A COP TO DEAL WITH A CHILD MOLESTER?

I vote no every time they ask to increase funding to law enforcement.

Love it

Ritchie Pan did this and I think it fucking rules

Sunday, September 4, 2011


Kyles K-Fab bars fit right at home on Trouble!! And TurboNate killed the fuckin paint! Thank ya'll very much for being apart of the longest build ever HA!

Who wants to UFC?

Carney's in his GSP's at Club Mayhem ready to PFC all comers atop the Hate King.

Friday, September 2, 2011

My Crycle Boyz

So I met some folks from Canada while I was trying to kill myself in Sturgis. 2 of this group who also happen to be brothers own and run the shop Cycle Boyz that just happens to be in friendly Brandon, Manitoba. I don't know what our border patrol agents are doing letting these ruffians into our country with wrestling masks, but I laughed at them and then got clobbered for it. I guess I should just feel lucky to have not been called a hoser after the abuse I received.

Some bike pics now because its not about getting drunk having fun and hitting americans with chairs while you have a mexican wrestling mask ojn.

Tank was done wwith a sharpie. One of the neatest tanks I have seen.

I guess people tailgate in Manitoba too.

So I am still going to believe that Canada is just like them Strange Brew and The Trailer Park Boys movies.

I think they are some good dudes take a look