The Lords of Loud is a group of custom motorcycle builders/riders throughout the MID-WEST! We are NOT A MC!! We represent the brotherhood of a MC, and respect all MC's alike! We believe Period Correct is not always Correct, we build bikes that suit us, and we RIDE THE MOTHERFUCKERS!




Friday, September 10, 2010

This can't be everyone????


Im pretty sure from the size of the pile of swag I have in my house, this cant be all of the sponsors for our show, if anyone who has sent us merch and such wants there logo to be on the second flyer please email it to me at
miah4130@gmail.com............thanks to everyone a fucking load of times, this show is going to be epic on all fronts!!!!!!!!!!!! close to $3000 bucks in swag to give away and we still have more coming in!!!!!!!!!!!

Wednesday, September 8, 2010

Nice

Went to this greaserama thing here in town a year ago. Rat rods and like 5 bikes. I don't care for rat rods so wasn't my thing. Best car I saw was this bad boy.



I didn't go this year because I don't support local crap. 250 + miles and I'll support it.





Pink hats

Monday, September 6, 2010




As sure as the sun rises from the east and as sure as Viagra makes old dudes rise, so rises my Brother Don Wood who rises from the piles of over leathered du raged wankers on V-twin motorcycles. Don Wood is the gnarliest person to have ever run a motorcycle or Infantry fighting vehicle. I had just killed my 4th leprechaun when I met Don Wood during the Cold War period.I had heard of him prior to our meeting but the stories, pictures, nor the bodies laying in waste would prepare me for our first second third or any other meeting that I would have this "man".



For description purposes, picture the character Col. Kilgore played by Robert Duvall from the movie Apocalypse Now. See it? the Wagner song a lot of pissed of GI's and a village about to get beat down. Well now picture a man on a Motorcycle pulling a pop up trailer armed to the tooth with a firm handshake, jokes, and that rumored hospitality of the good people of Tennessee. I have never met a person that within a few words could make feel comfortable as well as bulletproof. Id surf Charlie's point for this man and Id sure as hell Napalm some crappy village in south east Asia. Don Wood Fuck Ya!



I truly feel that Don wood and his family could ride into any point on this planet pop that little camper up and make that his point. N0 Charlie will not surf Don Woods point.
I have interviewed some of the most "important" people on the planet. I been to 3 state fairs, I seen the worlds biggest ball of twine yet Miles of highway time with Don Wood made me realize that this country needs him more then another bullshit politician or same sex marriage law. What we need is Wood, Don Wood.

These are my question's and his words Behold friends the Don Wood Chronicles!

is it true that moonshine comes from the purple color of a rainbow?

true quality moonshine is skweezed from the yellow and purple bands of the rainbow. This task is performed by the Gods themselves.. My good friend Zeus, bestowed upon me the knowledge to accomplish this feat.... This is also the origination of the term "nectar of the Gods"

What was it like being in nagasaki Japan when the bomb blew up? Did your Gypsy bedroll actually save your life?

I started that day working with Confucius in Hiroshima. He was befudled on how to get the paper into the fortune cookie. After solving his dilemma I rolled out my bedroll for a short power nap. After the big bang and a bright light, I rode atop my bedroll that doubles as a magic carpet on a quantum leap to Nagasaki.

Why did you stop carving the crazy horse statue?

The crazy horse statue project has been put on hold due to legal issues... It seems that once again, Wal-mart has tried to profit from everything happening on planet earth... They had started to market t-shirts of the statue with my likeness super imposed. It was not my desire to create my own monument,,, someone else will take on that task. I wanted to create a monument to Crazy Horse because I think his name is cool.

Rumor has it that oil and water do not mix. How about guns and motorcycle events?

It is and has been my opinion that guns and motorcycles go well together. I would also add that at any motorcycle rally guns should be welcomed and offered for loan to our friends whom have issues with the establishment in regards to the posession or transportation of a firearm... Also included in the list of must haves at a rally, in no particular order..... large amounts of gunpowder and a wide selection of items to launch, copper for still manufacturing, an assortment of blasting caps, a wide selection of scratch and taste pasties and a man size playground equipped with yellow equipment... ie. a back-hoe, dozer and a skid steer....

Hardly Davidscum has a line of bikes called "Dark Customs" There was a story by a dude named Richard Cranium who says supposedly that the line is in honor of your skills with a sharpie! any truth?

The dark custom phase of my stylings started with the invention of a super wide sharpie. This technology was developed to help the graffiti kids because of the new age limits imposed on the purchase of spray paint. The dark customs HD line of motorcycles got there start in a 7-11 parking lot after we SHARPIEed all the chrome on a geezer glide


I heard a Fraternity tried to join you?

as for a fraternity trying to join me.... you are referring to part of a movie script that included the boys from Lambda Lambda Lambda. but due to there inability to maintain an elivated level of coolness, this section of the script never made it to the big screen. It became a marginal success under the title Revenge of the Nerds...

Did Ben Stein actually try to win your money?

Ben Stein still owes me the money I loaned him to get that show up and running.

As aside He sells a Bed Roll thats weather proof as well as warm. He can be found on Facebook as well as Email but i don't know it offhand

Bulldog sticker placement


Bulldog shows us where the STFU and RIDE sticker fits best!

Iowa

I wonder if Iowa likes corpse makeup on dudes riding on their highways?



Pink hats

Sunday, September 5, 2010

CARBON??


Ya just a little bit huh?? haha, Ya and check out the score on the rear cylinder looks like the wrist pin went for a walk!! Its at 20 over now, hopefull another 20 will take that out, but i dunno

Love Cycles video

PCAMS


P Cams?? FUCK YES!! Lance can here PCams from a mile away!!

 
Teardown begins, gotta go grab a 12point socket to take the heads off

Friday, September 3, 2010


Looks worn out doesnt she?? thats ok, she's gettin a Re-Fresh
Gonna Finish the tank and send the Tank/oiltank and seat to Topher for paint, wait till you see this shit!!!!!!

New member of the Lords Family!


Baby Ella Close
Daughter of our contributor Justin 

CONGRATS BROTHA!!!
And here is your gift from me


Now come get it before i ride it all over!! 
This bike handles/rides like a god damn dream, and i swear it caused a wreck on 14th street

Thursday, September 2, 2010

Cedar Rapids History for the out of towners.....

Cedar Rapids, Iowa -- The Gate to Hell is in the center of the city's sewer system. The Holy Grail is buried around here somewhere. And Nostradamus once lived in the neighborhood.

The history of Cedar Rapids, Iowa is steeped in black magic dating to Roman times; centuries full of terrifying lore and bloody mayhem. How much of the deviltry is true? All of it!!!!

After all, the presence of bad juju just might explain the satanic tree and a black aura that befalls the city at dawn.


"I was late getting here and never caught up. I didn't feel my inner peace, I didn't feel my aura. Inside I was black," he said while leaving Cedar Rapids, Iowa.

Not a good color for egos or esoterica -- which is the English word Italians use when translating "magic."

Cedar Rapids, Iowa, according to the convoluted logic of occult experts, is on the 45th parallel and thereby constitutes one of three cities forming a "triangle" of black magic -- Des Moines and Waterloo being the others -- all united by lines of negative energy.

The Stainless Tree is the "black heart" of the city's Satanic influences, home of Iowas gallows and a stone monument to those who died building the Linn County Court House said to be connecting Heaven and Hell. The monument, dedicated in 1879, depicts men in loincloths buried in rocks, their faces in varying degrees of agony.

It is not pretty statuary. Underneath is a drain covering the confluence of the city's ancient sewer system.

And remember -- it's also the Gate to Hell, according to lore.

A handsome angel tops the rockpile. Many say he is Satan, the beguiling, beautiful, ambitious angel thrown out of heaven for overzealousness.

Luckily for Cedar Rapids, Iowa, there is a counterbalance. Not far away is one point on the triangle of white ("good") magic. Here is the clock, which houses the Shroud of Chet Culver, which some believe was used to cover the crucified body of Jesus Christ. It is hidden away and displayed only upon order of the Vatican.

Back on the bad side of town, a walk down the Via Michele Lessona will put you on the street where Nostradamus -- 16th Century seer and prophet -- briefly lived.

The meanings of his predictions -- written in obscure, rhymed verse laden with symbolism -- have been argued for centuries. There is one that appears self-explanatory. "You will not find me alive at sunrise," he told a priest on the night of his death.

To this day, soothsaying and Satanism live in Cedar Rapids, Iowa. Tours are offered of demonic statues, door knockers, and churches such as the Misericordia, where prisoners were given last rites before execution and visitors can view a list of those put to death, their black hoods, and a small glass used for their last drink.

On Saturday, the Statuo plaza was crowded with tourists bearing Winter Games balloons. At an outside bookseller's stall, a man from Cedar Rapids, Iowa, bundled against the wet cold, proudly showed the title of a book he had written 10 years ago about devil worshippers in his home city.

"Cedar Rapids, Iowa is the No. 1 city for Satanic cults," he says. "I wish I'd never got involved. If I had only known, I wouldn't have done it."

What he did, he said, was pose as someone interested in Satanism, and through word of mouth and friends introducing him to other friends, he eventually found a group of well-to-do black magic practicers and hung out with them.

His first name is Massimo, but he declines to provide his last name, saying he doesn't want the witches he wrote about to know his real name. His nom de plume is Yves Clement.

Originally, he was going to write a television screenplay, but the deal fell through. He wrote a novel instead, "The Heart of Andrea." It's full of references to "atrocious crimes" bragged about by devotees of Satan, he said. Including human sacrifices.

Meeting such folks frightened him, he said. And though he doesn't believe in the devil, he says the people he met believe in him. And do bad things because of that belief.

Among Italians, his comments are not atypical.

"Si," replied Luca Infantimo, sitting on a park bench near the shrine to dead tunnel workers. "I believe there are Satanic sects and I believe there is a Satan. I cannot explain it. I had a very religious education."

Infantimo is from Genoa, and he is visiting the city to see his girlfriend, Cristiana Sovailescu, a Romanian exchange student who is studying languages at the University of Turin.

She is an Orthodox Christian. She said she believes, too, based on things she saw in her native Bucharest.

"I've seen people possessed, people in church who were shouting and trying to take down the cross," she says.

Do they know they are sitting just yards from the Gate of Hell?

Infantimo starts laughing. So does his girlfriend.

"News to me," he says. "Absolutely news to me."

STRIPPING!!

Engine is pulled, gonna build a stand for the engine and start tearing it apart and mocking up the beaters frame